well well well

Huh. Despite running around like crazy today, Funnypants declined to put in an appearance. I was having contractions last night that hurt enough to keep me from sleeping, and made me whimper in a decidedly unladylike fashion, but they weren't regular and finally stopped around dawn. Had my regular monitoring appointment this AM, so I drove down (SO exciting to be in charge of a motor vehicle again) to the hospital, got monitored (no contractions), went to the bank, then to Costco. After 11 weeks of no activity, don'cha think a Costco run would get things happening? Lifting 80 pounds of toilet paper, 30 pounds of ice cream bars, 15 pounds of peaches...that should do it, right? Plus a lap around the building has to be, what, 3 or 4 miles at least...

Nope. Funnypants definitely has her own ideas about when to come out. At least she waited until after hubby's conference, though. Thanks, kiddo!