incompetent male doctor-namers

So here's my nitpicky complaint of the day. In the course of all these pregnancy problems, I have been told that I have an incompetent this and an irritable that (insert female part-names here, which I am tired of talking about). Now, seriously. Could they REALLY not come up with anything better and less insulting than these terms? How about an early this and an excitable that? Or a trying-really-hard this and a jumpy that? Can you see those male doctors naming any male problems the same way? Hmmm? "Yes Dr. I'm here about my incompetent hm hmmm- can I have some viagra?"  That'll be the day. 

I'm just sayin'. We need a PR person to get on the job.